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phone: 100% battery life
me: *blinks*
phone: 20% battery life

Metalbending masters.

(Source: bbolinn, via sarcasmismyweapon)

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nosdrinker:

me at ikea: where’s the monkey

(via fabercrombieandbitch)

starryluminara:

shrekfucker69:

Can I have a source???

the mirror 
thatfunnyblog:

that’s a *scans* *beep* $2 hairdo
dialupmodem:

did this person break up their own relationship
mage-of-rage:

deadlyviola:

awwww-cute:

So I just woke up at 4:45 am with a non stop meowing noise… Open my apartment door and this little guy came running in

Congratulations on your new cat

you’ve been chosen

tiger03lily:

amazing

(Source: cagedlions, via g-retchenwieners)

nursejoy:

having a crush should be #1 in 1000 ways to die

(Source: slydig, via g-retchenwieners)

(Source: waltdisneysdaily, via ruinedchildhood)

ghettoredhot:

What she listening tohttp://www.ghettoredhot.com/underground-hip-hop/
justanasshole:

Human Centipede: The Prequel