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cradily:

President Luigi, accompanied by Vice President Mario, stand proudly in front of the United States Capitol after successfully conquering the american government and (former) President Obama himself.   22-04-2014.
silversora:


"Dave.."
"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."
"DAVE."

art-of-whore:

Today in a debate I told the entire class the friendzone doesn’t exist and three boys gasped like I told them their parents had died

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white-wid0w:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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finnickohdairs:

So after, when he whispers, “You love me. Real or not real?” I tell him, “Real.”

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d0nn0:

the fallen
dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

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tupacabra:

prettygirlfrommichigan:

tupacabra:

name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense

wat are u talking about they all make scents

shut the fuck up

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aschoolgirlcrush:

“will u marry me?”

“okie dokie”

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