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twerkingdead:

*looks in a mirror* you again

(via trolling-potato)

thedochraid:

This movie was gold.

(Source: theroning, via ruinedchildhood)

impalagotdabooty:

this is my favorite thing

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

pleatedjeans:

20 Hilarious Kid Firsts

that kid with the cake looks wasted 

(via damn-funny)

lordoftheswag:

you liked my girls selfie a little too fast….

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(via damn-funny)

officialunitedstates:

would not be surprised if the CIA wanted to recruit me.  I have medium knowledge of memes, know how to use calculator, and have broad shoulders.  the three most important CIA skills

(via trolling-potato)

mcdolands:

Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you

(via trolling-potato)

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

i like teachers like this

slydigged:

sunglasses emoji only wears his shades to hide the tears

(Source: cynicalslut666, via ruinedchildhood)

(Source: lizlybear, via humortastic)

tittily:

send this to your crush with no context